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Quotes
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George Costanza : Didja see the way she was looking at me?
Jerry Seinfeld : She's a Nazi, George. A Nazi!
George Costanza : I know, I know. Kind of a cute Nazi though.
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George Costanza : [reading O'Brien's speech out loud in the limousine] "... And the Jews steal our money through their Zionist occupied government and use the black man to bring drugs into our oppressed white minority communities."
Jerry Seinfeld : You're not going to open with that, are you?
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George Costanza : Let's just jump out of the car.
Jerry Seinfeld : We're doing 60 miles an hour!
George Costanza : So we jump and roll. You won't get hurt.
Jerry Seinfeld : Who are you, Mannix?
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[first lines]
Jerry Seinfeld : Do you think that the people at the airport that run the stores have any idea what the prices are everyplace else in the world, or do you think they just feel they have their own little country out there and they can charge anything they want? "You hungry? Tuna sandwich is $9.00. You don't like it, go back to your own country." I think the whole airport/airline complex is a huge scam just to sell the tuna sandwiches. I think that profit is what's supporting the whole air travel industry. I mean, think about it. The terminals, the airplanes. It's all just a distraction so that you don't notice the beating that you're taking on the tuna.
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[last lines]
Jerry Seinfeld : So I was watching this movie the other night. It was a World War II movie, and, there was Nazis in the movie, and I noticed that the Nazis in those movies always had, like, two separate heils. They had the regular heil, that they would do, and then, when they were around the offices, they had this casual heil. Do you remember that one? Did you ever notice that? They come in the office, "Yeah, heil, how are you? What's, uh... Is the kid back with the coffee yet? Come on, are you finished with the copier? Yeah, world domination, Aryan race, so whose donuts are those? Yeah, heil, nice to see you. Can I have one of those donuts?"
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Jerry Seinfeld : What if we get caught?
George Costanza : What's gonna happen? They can't kill us.
