Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Masseuse (1993)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
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Quotes
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George Costanza : [about Jodi] Jerry... This woman hates me so much. I'm starting to like her.
Jerry Seinfeld : What?
George Costanza : She just dislikes me so much... It's irresistable.
Jerry Seinfeld : I can see that.
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George Costanza : You know what? I should really go talk to her. Nothing confrontational. Just two adults sitting down trying to clear the air. I just know if I could spend some time alone with her. I've got to.
[George grabs his jacket]
George Costanza : I've got to.
Karen : You're going now?
George Costanza : I think I can still catch her.
Karen : All right George. I have had just about enough of this.
George Costanza : What? What are you talking about.
Karen : I am talking about you and Jodi. You're completely obsessed with her!
George Costanza : I know. I know.
Karen : Who is more important to you, her or me? I like you, she doesn't. Who are you gonna pick?
George Costanza : [pauses] I'm sorry Karen. I know I care for you, but I just can't stand when someone doesn't like me.
Karen : Well, now I hate you!
George Costanza : That I'm used to.
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George Costanza : So she doesn't like me?
Jerry Seinfeld : No.
George Costanza : She said that?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yes.
George Costanza : She told you she doesn't like me?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yes.
George Costanza : What were her exact...
Jerry Seinfeld : "I don't like him."
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George Costanza : I wanna know what I did to this woman.
Karen : What, you got a little thing for her?
George Costanza : No, No! She's going out with a friend of mine. It's only courteous that we should try and like each other.
Karen : What difference does it make? Who cares if she doesn't like you? Does everybody in the world have to like you?
George Costanza : Yes! Yes! Everybody has to like me. I must be liked!
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George Costanza : You know it's like you never see a really attractive woman getting a traffic ticket.
Jodi : How can you say that? My sister got a ticket last week. Are you saying she's not attractive?
George Costanza : Well I've never met your sister but obviously these are not hard-and-fast rules.
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George Costanza : I don't even know her sister, but believe me, if she's gettin' traffic tickets, she's not that good-lookin'.