"Seinfeld" The Millennium (TV Episode 1997) Poster

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7/10
A Time Capsule Episode
Samuel-Shovel1 May 2019
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In "The Millennium" Jerry dates a woman who uses her speed dial numbers to rank friends and family on a daily basis. Kramer and Newman start organizing rival parties for NYE for the millennium. George is offered the Director of Scouting position with the New York Mets but first must get himself fired from the Yankees. Elaine gets bad customer service from a Mayan clothing store so she starts a shopping spree at a rival store, only to find out they both have the same owner.

This episode kind of feels like a forgotten one in a sense. It's not bad but no one ever really talks about it, makes references from it, or quotes it like many of these other episodes from this era. I guess there's nothing super quotable...

I do love George's bit of him being unable to get himself fired. For a man fired many times during this show's run, it's fun turning the tables on him where he can't even get fired correctly.

Jerry's 'The Graduate' subplot isn't terrible but I do get annoyed when the show gets a little to reference and homage heavy. Elaine's is fine but doesn't add too much from a comedic sense. Kramer's storyline really dates this show for worrying about his millennium party. Lots of these episodes could be relevant today but one about Mayan clothing, speed dials, and the year 2000 is definitely not one of them.
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8/10
Kramer!
enakbarzadeh25 October 2021
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It was so sad for me when Kramer was trying to have the party with Jerry and elain but they didn't care at all. And where Gorge said I'm failed in failling was interesting.
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7/10
Average
Hitchcoc23 April 2023
The four key elements are from least to first, Elaine trying to put a store featuring South American merchandise out of business because she wasn't treated properly. Jerry and a battle with two women involving a speed dial (as if it mattered where you were on the list of speed dials). Finally, we have a variation on O Henry's "The Cop and the Anthem," where George tries to get fired by the Yankees. He has met with New York Mets officials and has been tentatively offered the job of head scout if he can get out of his Yankee contract. He does disgusting things, but somehow there is a sort of divine intervention that gets him off the hook. The fourth is Kramer trying to set up a Millennium party and coming into conflict with Newman, who refuses to let Jerry come to his similar party.
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One year early, not late
rogersmith-640325 May 2021
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Jerry correctly tells Newman that a millennium (or a decade or a century, for that matter) starts at the beginning of a year that ends with a "1," not a zero. However, Jerry should tell Newman his party would be a year EARLY, not a year late. I can't believe they missed that... Also, the names of the 2 stores Elaine visited - that is, if I heard it right - were Cinco de Mayo... and Puta Mayo. And, that 2nd store name is borderline R-rated. I'm surprised they went ahead with that. And finally, of course this episode is quite hilarious, as all Seinfeld episodes are, but many of the show's episodes have stupid plot elements. When the items fall into the chip-dip in this episode, it wouldn't poison someone, just like there's no way that Susan would've died from licking envelopes in another one.

Thank you for reading.
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10/10
Some of you humans have never seen a speed dial on a telephone before
ThunderKing616 March 2023
I feel sorry for you. Besides that this was another if not top 3 episodes of Seinfeld

March the 16th 2023rd.

What was this episode about?: Kramer plans a party for the next era. Within 5 years 3 towers would fall and change everything.

Elaine is juvenile.

George tries to get fired and does a miserable job at it... haha no pun intended.

Jerry fights to stay a float of the speed dial. RIP speed dial.

Story and Production: The speed dial saga was the best part of the episode. Everything else is just filler.

Highlight: The whole Speed dial saga.

Laugh meter:10

Girlfriend attractiveness: Jerry's girl was a good 7. But her Stepmother was a skinny milf.

What can be learned?: What the heck was a speed dial. This episode can be used as a tour guide to see ancient phones.

Verdict: Wish the stepmom could put me on her speed dial.
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10/10
Party
bevo-1367823 June 2020
I like how she changes the numbers on the speed dial depending on the circumstances
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6/10
Y2K
safenoe3 April 2024
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Not a bad episode, but thankfully a few people have pointed out the error that Jerry made at the end about Newman's supposed error in hosting the millennium party. Anyway, I always like it when Newman is on Seinfeld, and really there should have been a spin-off series for Newman. Wayne Knight pretty much owned the role of Newman, and here he was hot property after his starring role alongside Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, with Michael Douglas in a supporting role. Anyway, in this episode, George does his best to get fired so the Mets can recruit him as a scout, but not to be, and it's quite funny what the twist was.
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3/10
Another Bottom Five Episode
snelling26 March 2021
The various stories presented here would be better portrayed by children in a middle-school play. George trying to get fired. Elaine caring about some business going under. The whole millennium plot. Speed-dial. Not even one aspect to care about. Puke.
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1/10
Party
bu-rn_hollywood_bu-rn13 December 2020
I like how she changes the numbers on the speed dial depending on the circumstances. 'The Millennium' episode gets credit for ''desiccants'' and since there was no ''year 0'', new century starts on 1 no matter what # it begins with.
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