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Jerry Seinfeld : Are we not human? If we pick, do we not bleed? I am not an animal!
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George Costanza : So, the minute I started up the steps to her apartment, I knew I made a terrible mistake, going back with her. So we're in her apartment and she goes into the bathroom. I'm cursing myself. Now, how do I get out of there? And then it hits me like a bolt of lightning. The Pick.
Jerry Seinfeld : The pick?
Elaine Benes : The pick?
George Costanza : She comes out of the bathroom, I'm in up to my wrist. You should have seen the look on her face.
Jerry Seinfeld : I think I've seen that look.
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Jerry Seinfeld : The human body is a lot of maintenance. It's a lot of showering, a lot of shaving, a lot of cleaning, a lot of clipping, a lot of checking. If your body was a car, you wouldn't buy it. It's too much upkeep. It's a pain. But women definitely go to the absolute extreme. To me, it's amazing the way women take care of all the hair on their bodies. One of the great mysteries to me is the fact that a woman could pour hot wax on her legs, rip the hair out by the root and still be afraid of a spider.
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Jerry Seinfeld : What are you doing?
Elaine Benes : Date with Fred.
Jerry Seinfeld : The religious guy?
Elaine Benes : He's not that religious!
Jerry Seinfeld : Let us pray.
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Jerry Seinfeld : A little round circular protuberance!
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Jerry Seinfeld : So I went to a fashion show. First of all, the whole concept of modeling is counterproductive to the fashion industry, because when these women are around, who's looking at clothes? I didn't notice any of the clothes. We're all applauding. "Yeah!" What are we applauding? We're applauding, "There's great-looking women here. Yeah, this is great!" We're applauding, "I'm glad I'm here in this room with all these great-looking women." Anybody can design a shirt. It takes talent to get all these girls in one spot. That's talent. What is this goofy walk that the models do? You know this walk that they do down the runway. This, like... They have to go somewhere. You know, they're walking like they're... Like they're really on the way somewhere, you know? And then they get to the end, and it's like... "Well, I guess I'll just go back."
