"Seinfeld" The Pie (TV Episode 1994) Poster

(TV Series)

(1994)

Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld

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  • George Costanza : Is that the time? I gotta get downtown and buy that suit. The store opens in twenty minutes.

    Kramer : Hey, is that Elaine mannequin still there?

    George Costanza : Yeah.

    Kramer : Yeah?

    George Costanza : The last time I saw her... she was naked.

    Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, And *Poppie's* got problems.

  • [first lines] 

    Jerry Seinfeld : Aren't mannequins an insult to your imagination? "You couldn't possibly visualize a sweater, so we'll show you on this life-size, snotty puppet." I guess when they're finished with them, they become crash-test dummies. That's the end of the line for a mannequin. "Whatever happened to Bob? Have you seen that new Volvo commercial? He's got a bull's-eye right in his face." Mannequins are only used for car accidents and fashion. I guess these are the two situations that it's impossible for us to imagine ourselves: well-dressed or getting killed. I'm sure some pro-mannequin organization, doesn't even like you to use the term mannequin. "Hey, they're not mannequins. They're the life-deprived."

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