Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Pool Guy (1995)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
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Quotes
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George Costanza : You have no idea of the *magnitude* of this thing! If she is allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him, *ceases* to exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with - Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George.
Jerry Seinfeld : I love that George.
George Costanza : Me too! And he's dying Jerry! If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George! A George, divided against itself, *cannot* stand!
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George Costanza : I know you're there, laughing at me. Laughing and lying and laughing!
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Jerry Seinfeld : Hey Elaine.
Elaine Benes : Hey.
Jerry Seinfeld : Who do you think would win in a fight between me and gorgeous George here?
Elaine Benes : You mean in a real *fight* fight?
Jerry Seinfeld : Mano a baldo.
Elaine Benes : George.
George Costanza : Ah-Ha!
Jerry Seinfeld : Why?
Elaine Benes : George fights dirty.
Jerry Seinfeld : Really? What would you do?
George Costanza : Pull hair, poke eyes, groin stuff. Whatever I gotta do.
Jerry Seinfeld : Hmm.
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George Costanza : This is not good. Worlds are colliding. GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!
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Cosmo Kramer : Using your touch-tone keypad, please enter the first three letters of the movie title, now.
[Kramer has no idea which buttons George pressed]
Cosmo Kramer : You've selected Agent Zero? If that's correct, press one.
George Costanza : What?
Cosmo Kramer : You've selected Brown-Eyed Girl? If this is correct, press one... Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you selected?
George Costanza : Chunnel?
Cosmo Kramer : To find the theater nearest you, please enter your zip code.
[George enters his zip code and Kramer has no idea which numbers he entered]
Cosmo Kramer : Why don't you just tell me where you want to see the movie?
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George Costanza : Well, that was really a stupid thing! You know what's gonna happen now?
Jerry Seinfeld : Worlds collide.
George Costanza : Yeah!
Jerry Seinfeld : Because this world is your sanctuary... and if that world comes in contact with this world...
George Costanza : Yes! It blows up! So, if you know that, what did you tell Elaine for?
Jerry Seinfeld : I didn't know. Kramer told me about the worlds.
George Costanza : You couldn't figure out the worlds theory for yourself? It's just common sense! Anybody knows you gotta keep your worlds apart!
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George Costanza : This is not good! Worlds are colliding! George is gettin' upset!
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George Costanza : I know they're in there! The three of them! Laughing at me! Together! Laughing and lying! It's, it's killing independent George! They're, they're, they're all in on it! Worlds are colliding!