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George Costanza : Your boyfriend reads the Daily Worker? What is he? A communist?
Elaine Marie Benes : He reads everything, you know, Ned's very well read.
George Costanza : Maybe he's just very well... red?
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Elaine Marie Benes : Oh well nothing wrong with that. Gotta make those big bucks... money money money money money money money... ha ha ha ha ah... are you a communist?
Ned : Yes, as a matter of fact I am.
Elaine Marie Benes : Oh, ah! Oh! Wow! Whoa! A Commie! Wow, gee, man it must be a bummer for you guys, what with the fall of the Soviet empire and everything.
Ned : Yeah, well, we still got China, and Cuba.
Elaine Marie Benes : Yeah, but come on...
Ned : I know it's not the same.
Elaine Marie Benes : Well, you had a good run. What was it 75, 80 years? Wreaking havoc, making everybody nervous.
Ned : Yeah, we had a good run.
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Jerry Seinfeld : I never did. In four years of high school I would never race anyone again. Not even to the end of the block to catch a bus. And so the legend grew. Everyone wanted me to race. They begged me. The track coach called my parents. Pleading. Telling them it was a sin to waste my god given talent. But I answered him in the same way I answered everyone. I chose not to run.
Elaine Marie Benes : So now Duncan is back?
Jerry Seinfeld : He's back. And I knew he would be someday. Man that's some tart cider!
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Elaine Benes : Just because you're a communist, does that mean you can't wear anything nice? You look like Trotsky.
Ned : Good.
Elaine Benes : Fine. Wanna be a communist, be a communist. Can't you at least look like a successful communist?
