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Frank Costanza : Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
George Costanza : Why don't we talk about it another time.
Frank Costanza : But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!
Mrs. Ross : Something's missing all right.
Mr. Ross : They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
Frank Costanza : That's perverse.
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George Costanza : Thank God that's over.
Estelle Constanza : The mother seems to hit the sauce pretty hard. I didn't like that.
Frank Costanza : And who doesn't serve cake after a meal? What kind of people? Would it kill them to put out a pound cake? Something!
George Costanza : So, they didn't give you a piece of cake? Big deal.
Estelle Constanza : It is a big deal. You're supposed to serve cake after a meal. I'm sorry. It's impolite.
Frank Costanza : Not impolite... it's stupid, that's what it is. You gotta be stupid to do something like that!
Estelle Constanza : Your father's absolutely right. We're sitting there like idiots drinking coffee without a piece of cake!
