Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Serenity Now (1997)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Elaine Benes

Quotes 

• George Costanza : You know, after all these years, I've always wanted to see the two of you get back together

  Elaine Benes : Well that's because you're an idiot!

• [after Patty breaks up with Jerry] 

  Jerry : [crying]  What is this salty discharge?

  Elaine Benes : Oh, my God. You're crying.

  Jerry : This is horrible! I *care*!

• Elaine Benes : Jerry, you break up with a girl every week.

• Rabbi Glickman : Ha! Elaine, shiks-appeal is a myth, like the Yeti, or his North American cousin, the Sasquatch.

  Elaine Benes : Well, something's goin' on here, 'cause every able-bodied Israelite in the county is driving pretty strong to the hoop.