Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Serenity Now (1997)

Jerry Seinfeld: Jerry Seinfeld

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• [after Patty breaks up with Jerry] 

  Jerry : [crying]  What is this salty discharge?

  Elaine Benes : Oh, my God. You're crying.

  Jerry : This is horrible! I *care*!

• Jerry : [Sarcastically]  Kramer, I love you.

  Cosmo Kramer : [Without missing a beat]  I love you too, buddy!

• Jerry Seinfeld : She thinks I suppress my emotions.

  George Costanza : So, what do you care what she thinks?

  Jerry Seinfeld : Good body.

• Jerry Seinfeld : George, letting my emotions out was the best thing I've ever done. Sure, I'm not funny any more. But, there's more to life than making shallow fairly obvious observations.

• Cosmo Kramer : Simple, you let out one emotion, all the rest come with it. It's like Endora's box.

  Jerry Seinfeld : That was the mother on Bewitched. You mean Pandora.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, well she had one too.

• Jerry : I don't think more flan is the answer!

• Jerry : I'm so lucky to have a friend like you, George. Ever tell you how much I love you?

  George Costanza : [baffled]  What?

  Jerry : [completely euphoric]  I love you, George. Come here.

  George Costanza : [freaked out]  I-I'm already here. I'm here. I'm here. Uh, you know what? If you want a computer, call me. I-I gotta go.

  Jerry : Go wherever you want. I'm still gonna love you.