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Jerry Seinfeld : So he just gets soup. He wants to save the meal. So now I got to do it all over again.
Elaine Benes : What kind of soup did he get?
Jerry Seinfeld : I don't know. Consomme or something.
Elaine Benes : Consomme, hmm.
Jerry Seinfeld : What?
Elaine Benes : Well, that's not really a meal, Jerry. I mean, if he had gotten Chicken Gumbo, or Matzah Ball, or Mushroom Barley. Then I would agree with you. Those are very hearty soups.
Jerry Seinfeld : Elaine, you're missing the whole point.
Elaine Benes : What?
Jerry Seinfeld : The meal is the act of sitting down with him. It doesn't matter what you get. As long as he's sitting in that restaurant, it's a meal.
Elaine Benes : Was it a cup or a bowl?
Jerry Seinfeld : You see - ah, uh...
Elaine Benes : I'm just curious.
Jerry Seinfeld : A bowl, okay?
Elaine Benes : Did he crumble any crackers in it?
[Jerry exhales in exasperation]
Elaine Benes : Did he crumble any crackers in it?
Jerry Seinfeld : As a matter of fact, he did.
Elaine Benes : Oh, well. Crackers in a bowl. That, that could be a meal.
Jerry Seinfeld : It's like I'm talking to my Aunt Sylvia here.
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Kenny : Oh, Jerry, you know what just hit me? I was thinking - What size suit are you?
Jerry Seinfeld : Ahh, I'm a 40. Why?
Kenny : I just got a brand new Armani suit - doesn't fit me anymore. You want it?
Jerry Seinfeld : Well, I don't know if I...
Kenny : Oh, come on. Why should it just sit in the closet?
Elaine Benes : An Armani suit?
George Costanza : Take the suit!
Jerry Seinfeld : Well... okay, I guess...
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Jerry Seinfeld : [answering the phone] Hello? No, I'm sorry, Bania. I'm not going over this again. Well, who told you to order soup?... No! There's no dinner. There's not going to be any dinner. You've had a sandwich and two bowls of soup and that's it. Good-bye.
[He hangs up the phone and turns to Simon]
Jerry Seinfeld : Hey, what size suit are you?
Simon : 40.
Jerry Seinfeld : 40. Perfect. Brand-new Armani suit, you want it?
Simon : Absolutely!
Jerry Seinfeld : Great, it's yours. I can't stand the sight of it. Elaine, here's the car keys.
Elaine Benes : Thanks.
[the telephone rings again]
Jerry Seinfeld : Yo?
Kenny : Listen, Jerry, I've been doing some thinking. I want my suit back.