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Cosmo Kramer : Jerry, that voice is tattooed on my brain. It's her! I'm telling you it's her.
Jerry Seinfeld : Oh you're crazy.
Cosmo Kramer : Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?
Jerry Seinfeld : It's impossible.
Cosmo Kramer : Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
Jerry Seinfeld : It can't be.
Cosmo Kramer : Can't it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?
Jerry Seinfeld : Alright that's enough.
Cosmo Kramer : Yeaaaaah!
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Jerry Seinfeld : [talking about Tony to Elaine] He's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo.
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Jerry Seinfeld : It's like asking for someone's canteen in the desert. It's battle conditions.
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Jerry Seinfeld : It's different for a man. We're expected to be superficial.
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[first lines]
Jerry Seinfeld : The whale's supposed to be such an intelligent animal. You know, you always hear about how they can communicate by song from miles away, how extensive their vocabulary is. I would say, from the rate we're pushing the whales off the beach, back into the ocean, the words "shore" and "close" do not appear to be in their vocabulary. I'd tell the whales, "Concentrate less on the singing, a little more on the approaching Cuervo Beach volleyball tournament, if you wanna maintain that brainy mammal image."
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[last lines]
Jerry Seinfeld : Now, of course, the thing is extreme sports: bungee jumping. To me, if bungee jumping as a sport, so is being a crash-test dummy. Just leaning does not make it a sport. It's like a Wile E. Coyote idea, isn't it? The thing I wonder about in skydiving is why do they even bother with the helmets? Can you almost make it? You might as well wear a party hat. What's the difference? You jump out of a plane 20,000 feet in the air, the chute doesn't open, I got news for you. The helmet is now wearing you for protection. Later on, the helmet's talking to the other helmets, going, "Boy, it's a good thing he was there, or I would have hit the ground directly."
