Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Wait Out (1996)
Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer
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Quotes
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Jerry Seinfeld : Hey, uh... what'd you get there?
Cosmo Kramer : I bought Dungarees.
Elaine Benes : Kramer, they're painted on!
Cosmo Kramer : Well, they're slim-fit.
Jerry Seinfeld : Slim-fit?
Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, they're streamlined.
Jerry Seinfeld : You're walkin' like Frankenstein!
Cosmo Kramer : What? They just gotta be worked in a little bit, that's all.
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Policeman : So chasing little kids huh? You're in a lot of trouble mister.
Cosmo Kramer : No no look, I was baby-sitting
Policeman : Ya ya right. Sit down!
[Kramer looks at the chair, then the police officer]
Policeman : What are you deaf? I said sit down!
[Kramer struggles to sit down in the chair]
Policeman : , for the last time, SIT DOWN!.
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Mickey : So, Bradley. I guess this is the last place you expected to find yourself.
[Kramer takes a deep breath]
Mickey : Well we're gonna be here a while so take a seat.
[Kramer is struggling to sit down in the chair, while Mickey has his back turned with a pack of cigarettes]
Mickey : You know if it hadn't been for that secretary of yours... I said sit down!
[Kramer is still struggling to sit down, and a frustrated Mickey throws the pack of cigarettes to the floor]
Cosmo Kramer : [under his breath, which is hard to make out] I'm trying!
Mickey : Bradley!, it's very important that you sit down.
[Kramer is still struggling to sit down]
Mickey : Now for the last time, try again to SIT DOWN!
Mickey : [running] Sit down, you big stupid ape!
[Mickey angrily lunges at Kramer, tackling him to the floor]