- Rafe: [Dictates to Sergeant Preston] Address it to Miss Lillian Russell, Hotel Astor, New York City.
- Sgt. Preston: [Addresses letter] Rafe, do you really know Lillian Russell?
- Rafe: No, uh, but once I saw her picture in a Police Gazette!
- Sgt. Preston: [Finishes writing] Well, here you are, Rafe. All set to mail to Miss Russell.
- Rafe: Thanks a lot, sergeant. As soon as I get another $10,000 in my poke, I'm gonna learn to read and write for myself!