- Charlotte York: I feel like we don't belong here!
- Carrie Bradshaw: That's because we're wearing shirts!
- Miranda Hobbes: Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this?
- Carrie Bradshaw: Because gay men have the possibility of sex at the gym! If straight men had that they'd be working out all the time too!
- Samantha Jones: I've had sex at the gym!
- Carrie Bradshaw: See, Samantha's doing her part to motivate the masses!
- Charlotte York: I can't believe you took Ecstasy from a stranger!
- Samantha Jones: It wasn't a stranger. It was a friend of my friend Bobby's friend Bobby!
- Charlotte York: Well, then you know it's safe.
- Samantha Jones: Well it's about fuckin' time. Get over here and do me.
- Carrie Bradshaw: Is that your standard greeting now?
- Samantha Jones: Oh sorry I thought it was Richard.
- Charlotte York: This is gay porn.
- Miranda Hobbes: What was your first clue?
- Charlotte York: You said we were watching an independent film. I brought biscotti.
- Carrie Bradshaw: Relax. I've watched it already, and I'm telling you, this is really funny.
- Samantha Jones: See? That's the way to do it. No "I love you", just good old fashioned fucking.
- Charlotte York: This is gay porn.
- Miranda Hobbes: What was your first clue?
- Charlotte York: You said we were watching an independent film. I brought biscotti.
- Carrie Bradshaw: Relax. I've watched it already, and I'm telling you this really funny.
- Samantha Jones: See, that's the way to do it. No "I love you.", just good old fashioned fucking.
- Miranda Hobbes: These are my last months of freedom and I'm spending them in bed.
- Samantha Jones: Just don't spend them alone in bed.