Sex and the City (TV Series)

Secret Sex (1998)

Kristin Davis: Charlotte York

Quotes 

• [Before Carrie goes on her first official date with Mr. Big, she's showing the girls what she's wearing] 

  Samantha Jones : Hey honey, it's fabulous. Bravo!

  Miranda Hobbes : It's tits on toast, baby. But you make it work.

  Charlotte York : Well, let's just say it. It's the "naked dress". I mean, you're obviously gonna have sex with him tonight.

  Carrie Bradshaw : Come on, it's our first date!

  Miranda Hobbes : She's not gonna have sex. She's just gonna look like sex.

  Carrie Bradshaw : That's right. I'm just the trailer.

  Samantha Jones : Please. If it happens, it happens. Bottoms up!

  Charlotte York : Wait a second! I thought you were serious about this guy, you can't sleep with him on the first date.

  Samantha Jones : Oh, God!

  Miranda Hobbes : Here she goes again with 'The Rules.'

  Samantha Jones : The women who wrote that book, they wrote it because they couldn't get laid. So they constructed this whole bullshit theory to make women who can get laid feel bad.

• Miranda Hobbes : Forget the math, just don't fuck on a first date, you're fine.

  Carrie Bradshaw : Third date.

  Charlotte York : Too soon!

  Samantha Jones : Reality check.

• Charlotte York : And by then at least you're emotionally involved.

  Samantha Jones : Exactly! I mean, isn't it better to find out if the sex is good right off the bat, before anybody's feelings get hurt?

• Charlotte York : So we would talk about art, and sex, and the Torah.

  Carrie Bradshaw : Well, why didn't you introduce him to anybody?

  Charlotte York : I was embarrassed! I mean, I couldn't really date him. And he couldn't date me. I mean, what would people think?

  Samantha Jones : Well, if the sex was good, who cares what anybody thinks?