- Frank Gallagher: "Where's your Mama gone? Where's your Mama gone?" Used to sing that to the kids when Monica fucked off, never a dry eye in the house, all shot off upstairs howling they did.
- Fiona Gallagher: [while eating a curry] Did Kash teach you how to cook this, Yvonne?
- Yvonne: Yeah, right. It's all tins with him, microwave goes off that often at our house kids think it's fire alarm.
- Carl Gallagher: [Ian has just thrown a used condom at Lip, which has missed him and landed on Carls head] What is it?
- Ian Gallagher: I dunno. Ey, but thank God we killed it!
- Kev: [talking about places Steve and Fiona could go for their Honeymoon] I recommend Barbados.
- Fiona Gallagher: Barbados! Where did you stay?
- Kev: No, I've never been, I just recommend Barbados.
- Veronica: In that case I recommend Palestine
- [Kev and Fiona look at her confused]
- Veronica: I don't mean Palestine do I? Where did Beverly go?
- Fiona Gallagher: Dubai.
- Veronica: Dubai!