Cassie McBain: [all three girls are wearing identical long Nordic blonde wigs] Hello.
[very Nordic accent]
Cassie McBain: My name is Inga. And these are my sisters
[indicating Shane and D.D]
Cassie McBain: Minga and Ninga.
Thug: [incredulous look at Shane] She's your sister?
Cassie McBain: Ja.
[Shane scowls]
Cassie McBain: Minga not so much fun today. No need speaking to them. Minga is deaf and Ninga is dumb.
Thug: [nods] Oh, mute?
Cassie McBain: No, just dumb.
D.D. Cummings: [very Nordic accent] I like toast.
Cassie McBain: And now I am saying welcome to Sealand's Spa and Resort. Can I get you gentlemen a complimentary towel?
Thug: [nods] Yeah.
Cassie McBain: You gentlemen are so expressive. I must compliment you on your appearance.
[he nods]
Cassie McBain: That is cabana humor.
Thug: [Shane slaps her own face to raise a sound] What did she say?
Cassie McBain: Oh, nothing, she was just laughing.
Thug: Hey, listen, uh, you know the towel I want?
Cassie McBain: [shakes her blonde-wig head] I am not knowing.
D.D. Cummings: I *still* love toast...
Thug: [to "Inga" Cassie] I want the one you've been wearing.
[the other two guys laugh merrily]
Cassie McBain: Oh, no, you should be wanting this one I have been wearing all over my wet body. Uhm, how about I bring each of you a nice clean one? Excuse please that I am asking, but is not Martin Bartham coming in to be out with you today?
Thug: Martin? How do you know about Martin?
Cassie McBain: Just that he was supposed to be here three of your American days ago.
Thug: Look, I don't know what the hell business it is of yours or how you know him, but Bartham's not coming. He cancelled.
Shane Phillips: Cancelled? Then I guess we'll just have to arrest you three!
Cassie McBain: [mute girl spoke, so the thug looks at them with suspicion] She speaks! It's a *mIracle*!
Thug: What's going on here? Who are you?
D.D. Cummings: Not important, but you guys are toast.