She Spies (TV Series)

First Date (2003)

Natasha Henstridge: Cassie McBain

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Quotes 

• Cassie McBain : This is the worst case of espionage you've ever come across?

  Jack Wilde : Well, no.

  [scoffs] 

  Jack Wilde : But it's not easy getting you over here on a Friday night. And it is serious! The Agency has exhausted all of its possibilities of finding out exactly *how* it's been transferred or even which one of the three partners is the guilty party.

  Shane Phillips : So... if the Agency has done all they can, what do they expect from us?

  Jack Wilde : They just want you to use your unique talent to get close to the suspect and figure out which one is guilty.

  Shane Phillips : What do you mean "unique"?

  Jack Wilde : [evasive, tries talking about the coffee takeaway]  Is there a Sweet Lo?

  Shane Phillips : Jack!

  Jack Wilde : You know, talent that you have and no one else has.

  D.D. Cummings : Like hacking, stealing, conning?

  Jack Wilde : Not really.

  Cassie McBain : Thieving, breaking and entering, butt-kicking?

  Jack Wilde : No!

  Shane Phillips : [exhales]  You want us to date them.

  Jack Wilde : No! No, no, no. I... I'm not saying that at all. What do you take me for?

  [the girls envision some kind of hick-town clown pimp] 

  Cassie McBain : Then what exactly do you want us to do?

  Jack Wilde : [strangled voice]  I want you to get to know them. Over dinner and drinks. In a socIal setting wearing nice clothes.

  Shane Phillips : [chuckles]  Okay, now I see the difference.

  D.D. Cummings : [scoffs]  You do want us to date them.

  Jack Wilde : Only if that's what you wanna do. Look, I'm sorry, but nothing else is working, we have to crack this in the next forty-eight hours.

  Cassie McBain : Why forty-eight hours?

  Jack Wilde : Because that's when the software's being transferred. We don't know *how* or who's doing it. All of which you should know if you've read the package.

  Cassie McBain : Look, Jack, we are not sexual objects that can be used as date bait to... to seduce secrets from computer geeks.

  Jack Wilde : [holds up photograph of young black guy]  This is Sammy August.

  Cassie McBain : Is he mine? Can I have him, please, please, please , please, please, please?

  [the others look at her funny] 

  Cassie McBain : Too much?

• Craig Zinn : [atrocious obnoxious guy]  Oh... we're gonna hook up or what?

  D.D. Cummings : Excuse me?

  Craig Zinn : Well, I think I put in the hours, don't you?

  Cassie McBain : [listening in, scoffs, grabs mike]  Deeds, it's Cassie. Just remember, if he's guilty, we get to put him in jail. If he's not, we'll break into his house, tie him up, hang him upside down from the ceiling, light incense, pelt him with Tupperware and make him watch The Ya-Ya Sisterhood. Twice.

  Jack Wilde : Oh!

  [winces] 

  D.D. Cummings : [brightens up]  Your place?

  Craig Zinn : Yes, indeedy...!

  [which has obvious double meaning]