- Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: [the team is going through documents seized at a bust] I got a bunch of receipts here.
- Vic Mackey: For what?
- Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: Uh, dry cleaning.
- Vic Mackey: What else?
- Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: Uh, for thousands of dollars on these oriental rugs.
- Ronnie Gardocki: You don't dry clean oriental rugs!
- [They all stare at him]
- Ronnie Gardocki: My... my mom had some. She made me hand-clean 'em when I was a kid.
- Curtis 'Lemonhead' Lemansky: [Shane points gun at dog] Hey, hey, hey! You don't need to shoot him.
- Shane Vendrell: No, I don't need to. I want to.