- Simon Marks: [re Astrid] If anybody needs to mount a campaign, she's the lady to call.
- Betty Whitburn-Marks: [said as a snide remark right in front of Astrid] A campaign isn't all she mounts.
- Tony Fielding: Are you leaving so soon? Fine with me. You wouldn't have made my A-list.
- Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: You know on which one of my lists you are, Tony?
- Tony Fielding: So why'd you come?
- Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: Just wanted you to know I have your parole officer's phone number. You even *wink* at a widow, and I'm hitting my speed dial. He'll get you right where you belong.
- Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: You got that one?
- Tony Fielding: Who are you?
- Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: I'm the guy who would have put the bullet in your head instead of in your leg.
- Tony Fielding: Ugh.
- Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: One wrong step, Tony...!
- [turns away, walks off]
- Sgt. Chris Lorenzo: Enjoy your party.
- Simon Marks: [re murdered wife] I still can't believe she's gone.
- Astrid Sinclair: Well, you don't actually miss her, do you?
- Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: [questioning the sultry housekeeper] What was it like being part of the Marx household?
- Julie: Like trying to have a picnic at the end of a runway.
- Tony Fielding: [to Astrid, after punching her shortly before] Nobody believed in me until you came!
- Sgt. Rita Lee Lance: You sure have a strange way of showing your gratitude!
- Astrid Sinclair: [looking down] No kidding.