- Ned Flanders: Sir... There's no reason Sarah needs to do this scene in the altogether.
- Sara Sloane: Sam, he's got a point. Katharine Hepburn never showed her breasts.
- Director: There's still time.
- Ned Flanders: I've got a date with a movie star!
- Irish Cop: [sarcastically] Sure you do! And I'm going apple picking with Scooby-Doo!
- Sara Sloane: [to Ned] You're so sweet to look out for me.
- [Whispers]
- Sara Sloane: The public may not see me naked, but YOU just might.