The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart Carny (1998)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz

Quotes 

• Nelson : You wrecked Hitler's car! What'd he ever do to you?

• Marge : How are we going to get those hicks out of our house?

  Bart : We could start a fire and smoke 'em out.

  Marge : No fires.

  Lisa : [pauses for a moment]  Well, we could start a fire...

  Marge : No fires.

  Homer : [enthusiastically]  I got it...

  Marge : No fires!

• Chief Wiggum : Uh, I hate to interrupt your fun boys, but I got a few complaints that your game is crooked.

  Homer : [laughs]  And how.

  Chief Wiggum : Gee, I'd hate to close you down. Maybe we can reach a little, uh, understanding here.

  [holds out his hand] 

  Homer : [monotone]  I understand.

  Bart : Um, hey, Dad, I... I think he wants...

  Homer : Not right now, Son. Daddy's talking to a policeman.

  Chief Wiggum : Uh, let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend Bill.

  [glances down at the cash box] 

  Chief Wiggum : Have you seen any Bills around here?

  Homer : No.

  [points to Bart] 

  Homer : He's Bart.

  Chief Wiggum : [groans]  Listen carefully, and watch me wink as I speak, okay?

  Homer : Okay.

  Chief Wiggum : The guy I'm really looking for, wink,

  [winks] 

  Chief Wiggum : is Mr. Bribe, wink, wink.

  [winks twice] 

  Homer : It's a ring toss game.

  Chief Wiggum : All right, that's it. I'm shutting this game down.

• Bart : [Driving Hitler's car]  Outa my way, I'm Hitler!

• Bart : We're natural-born Carnies, Dad. If only we weren't tied down with a family.

  Homer : Yeah. We could start our own game, where people throw ducks at balloons and nothing's the way it seems.