The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart Star (1997)
Harry Shearer: Dr. Hibbert, Rainier Wolfcastle, Kent Brockman, Ned Flanders, Smithers, Lenny, Sanjay
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Quotes
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Lisa Simpson : What position have you got for me?
[the kids gasps]
Lisa Simpson : That's right. A girl who wants to play football. How about that?
Ned Flanders : Well, thats super-duper, Lisa. We've already got four girls on the team.
Lisa Simpson : You do?
Ned Flanders : Uh huh. But we'd love to have you on board!
Lisa Simpson : Well... football's not really my thing. After all... what kind of civilized person would play a game with the skin of an innocent pig?
Ned Flanders : Well, actually, Lisa, these balls are synthetic!
Janey Powell : And for every ball you buy, a dollar goes to Amnesty International!
Lisa Simpson : [crying] I've gotta go!
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Todd Flanders : We don't have to play football, do we, Daddy?1
Ned Flanders : Ho ho ho, you betcha. Team sports will keep you away from temptations like rock music and girls.
Rod Flanders , Todd Flanders : Yay!
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Ranier Wolfcastle : [to Uter] What's the matter? You can't do one sit-up?
Uter : I loved your last movie, Mr. Wolfcastle.
Ranier Wolfcastle : Quit stalling, fatty!
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Homer Simpson : [Cat Calling] Flaaaaanders! Flaaaaaaanders!
Ned Flanders : [Agitated] What, what is it?
Homer Simpson : Game's out there, ha ha ha made ya look!
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Dr. Hibbert : Well, your cholesterol level is lethally high, Homer, but I'm more concerned about your gravy level.
Homer Simpson : Now, wait a second. You doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day!
Dr. Hibbert : [laughs] Well, you're a little confused.
Homer Simpson : Oh, confused, would we?
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Ned Flanders : A little higher, Wendell.
[another throw]
Ned Flanders : A lot higher, Martin.
[another throw]
Ned Flanders : Ralph, that's a basketball...
[next throw hits Flanders hard]
Ned Flanders : OK! Nelson's our quarterback.
Nelson Muntz : Thanks, four-eyes.
Ned Flanders : Ralph, you'll be on special teams.
Ralph Wiggum : I'm special!
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Ned Flanders : Good luck, Homer. No hard feelings!
Homer Simpson : Not so easy to keep your mouth shut now, is it, Flanders?
