The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart on the Road (1996)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier
Quotes
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[last lines]
[after Homer and Lisa secretly rescue Bart from his latest escapade, Homer and Marge are settling down for the night. The phone rings, Marge picks it up]
Marge : Hello? Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. No, Bart has never been to Hong Kong. All right, goodbye.
[she hangs up, but the phone rings again]
Marge : Hello? Tennessee State Police? No, my son's car did not get crushed in Knoxville! I can't even begin to tell you what's wrong with that.
[she hangs up, the phone rings yet again]
Marge : Hello? No, Bart is not available tomorrow to deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam!
[she hangs up and turns out the light]
Homer : Hee, hee, hee...
Marge : Homer, are you laughing at me?
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[When the school replaces a normal school day with "Follow your parents to work" day, Marge encourages Lisa to go to the nuclear plant, while Bart looks forward to staying home, "observing" Marge]
Marge : Lisa, you've always been interested in nuclear power.
Lisa : Mom, I've signed numerous petitions to shut that place down.
Marge : Well, there you go.
Bart : Mom, you're in the way of the TV. If you want to, you can fill out my form.
Marge : [reading] "Parent's occupation... Please note that 'homemaker' is not allowed, as it is not real work, that's why you don't get paid." Mmmm...
Lisa : Bart can take my place at the nuclear power plant.
Marge : But Bart so wanted to see women in the workplace.
Lisa : Well, how about Aunt Patty and Aunt Selma at the DMV?
[Bart gasps]
Marge : Thank you, Lisa! I would have never thought of that.
[Lisa chuckles]