The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart's Friend Falls in Love (1992)
Marcia Wallace: Edna Krabappel
Quotes
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Mrs. Krabappel : [Mrs. Krabappel's class is watching a sex education video] She's faking it.
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Samantha Stanky : How will we know when we fall in love?
Mrs. Krabappel : Oh, don't worry children. Most of you will *never* fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone!
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[after watching a film on sex education]
Bart : How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?
Mrs. Krabappel : I'm sorry, that would be playing God.
Bart : God-schmod, I want my monkey man.
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Mrs. Krabappel : She's faking it.
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Edna Krabappel : Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.
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Mrs. Krabappel : Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.