The Simpsons (TV Series)

Diatribe of a Mad Housewife (2004)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz

Quotes 

• [Marge has written a book based on her and Homer] 

  Lisa : Dad will be upset when he reads that book.

  Bart : He'll never read it.

  Lisa : What if they make a movie out of it?

  Bart : He'll never see it.

  Lisa : What if they make a parody of it on Mad TV?

  Bart : We're doomed!

• Bart Simpson : Dad, you've been driving in circles for 20 minutes.

  Lisa Simpson : Why don't you just admit you don't know where the hospital is?

  Homer Simpson : Why don't you admit I know it's around here somewhere?