The Simpsons (TV Series)

E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt) (1999)

Hank Azaria: German Soldier, Zorro, Movie Credits Rapper, Snake, Moe Szyslak, Colonel, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Cletus, Farmer #1, Chief Wiggum, Laramie's Exec #1, Helicopter Pilot

Quotes 

• Homer : [Offering Tomacco]  Try some, won't you?

  Chief Wiggum : Go ahead, Ralpie; the stranger is offering you a treat!

  Ralph : [Ralphie tries some, and spits it back out]  Oh, Daddy! It tastes like Grandma!

  Chief Wiggum : [Tries some, and spits it out]  Holy Moses! It DOES taste like Grandma!

  Ralph : I want more!

  Chief Wiggum : Yeah, me too!

  [Ralphie starts eating more] 

  Chief Wiggum : Should we take a bushel or a peck, or - just give it to me!

  [Eats] 

  Homer : [Chuckles] 

• Zorro : I have come to return King Arthur to the throne.

  Bart : [in movie theater seat]  Wow, it's like a history lesson come to life!

  Lisa : No it isn't. It's totally inaccurate!

  Bart : Quiet - here come the ninjas.

• [Snake pushes past Marge as the moviegoers leave the cinema after "The Poke of Zorro"] 

  Snake : Move it, Q-tip!

  Homer : Why, that little - he insulted your honor!

  [grabs a glove from a janitor's back pocket and approaches Snake as he lights a cigarette] 

  Homer : Sir, I demand satisfaction!

  [slaps Snake across the face, knocking his cigarette out of his mouth] 

  Snake : Are you crazy, dude?

  Homer : I challenge you to a duel!

  [slaps him again] 

  Snake : [chuckling]  The dude *is* crazy!

  Homer : [threatens to slap again]  Will you duel, or are you a coward?

  Snake : Would a coward do this?

  [seemingly reaches for a gun] 

  Snake : Bye!

  [runs away as the moviegoers cheer] 

  Marge : [kissing Homer on the cheek]  My hero!

  [Homer grabs a ketchup bottle from a concession stand and squirts it to form the shape of an "H" on Marge's dress] 

  Homer : "H" is for Homer!

  Marge : [annoyed]  Thanks, Homer.

• Farmer #1 : Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.

  Homer : This car was made in Guatemala.

  Farmer #2 : Well, pardon us, mister Gucci loafers.

  Homer : I bought these shoes from a hobo.

  Farmer #1 : Well, lah-di-dah, mister Park Avenue manicure.

  Homer : I'm sorry, I believe in good grooming.

• Homer : [while cutting the Kwik-E-Mart queue and slapping people]  Comin' through, challenge, duel. Hi Lenny, how are ya? Demand satisfaction.

  Colonel : Sir, your challenge is accepted!

  Homer : ..Huh?

  Colonel : I agree to the duel sir! I choose pistols at dawn.

• Colonel : Sir, I say sir! The time has come!

• Marge : Can I interest you in a mincemeat pie? They're very...

  Chief Wiggum : Does it have Tomacco in it?

  Marge : No, but I use only the...

  Chief Wiggum : Pass!