The Simpsons (TV Series)

Goo Goo Gai Pan (2005)

Lucy Liu: Madam Wu

Quotes 

• Madam Wu : [to Marge]  Maybe someday someone will love you too, childless servant.

• Madam Wu : Lisa, soon you will have a Chinese baby sister who will surpass you academically.

  Lisa Simpson : I don't know about that. I'm considered pretty smart.

  Madam Wu : Well, Tibet was considered pretty independent. How'd that work out?

• Madam Wu : You may not believe this, but I too was once a baby.

• Madam Wu : Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on Wu!