"The Simpsons" Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? (TV Episode 1999) - Dan Castellaneta as Groundskeeper Willie, Homer Simpson, Deer, Gil, Krusty the Clown, Santa's Little Helper, Luigi's Chef, Assassin

Homer : Well here we are kids... the zoo.

Bart Simpson : That's great dad, except you were supposed to take us to the newspaper.
Homer : If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
[Writing a food review]

Homer : The bread was... the bread was...

Santa's Little Helper : Ruff.

Homer : You've been pitching that one all night.

Santa's Little Helper : Chewy?
Editor : We're looking for a new food critic, someone who doesn't immediately pooh-pooh everything he eats.

Homer : Nah, it usually takes a few hours.
Homer : [singing] I like pizza, I like bagels. I like hot dogs with mustard and beer.

Editor : I get the picture.

Homer : [still singing] I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Homer : [writing a restaurant review] So come to The Legless Frog, if you want to get sick and die and leave a big garlicky corpse. P.S., parking was ample.
Homer : Why, you - you made them cancel "Platypus Man"!

[strangling Garth Trelawney's tux]
Homer : People will think what I tell them to think when you tell me what to tell them to think.
Homer : And "The Cosby Mysteries" - that show had limitless possibilities!

[strangling Garth Trelawney's tux]

Dan Castellaneta: Groundskeeper Willie, Homer Simpson, Deer, Gil, Krusty the Clown, Santa's Little Helper, Luigi's Chef, Assassin