The Simpsons (TV Series)

Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodily (1995)

Maggie Roswell: All is well, Maude Flanders, Helen Lovejoy

Quotes 

• Ned Flanders : Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!

  Maude Flanders : Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock.

  Bart : Ha ha! You're going to be Lisa Flanders!

  Lisa Simpson : You're going to be "Bart" Flanders.

  [Bart screams] 

  Maude Flanders : Oh, relax, Bart. Your sister Maggie isn't scared.

  Bart : That's because she can't talk.

  Maggie Simpson : [as she pulls her pacifier out]  Daddily doodily!

  [Maggie then turns her head around and looks at Bart and Lisa] 

• Child Welfare Agent : Children, where are your parents?

  Lisa Simpson : I don't know, but they should be here.

  Goodman : Yes, they should be here. Tsk, tsk. Those parents better have a good excuse.