The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass (2005)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Todd Flanders, Nelson Muntz, Others

Quotes 

• Ned Flanders : Now, boys, we're gonna film the world's first, and some would say best, murder mystery: the story of Cain and Abel.

  Todd Flanders : Daddy, if Cain and Abel were Adam and Eve's only children, how did they make more babies?

  Rod Flanders : Did they make babies with their mother? Or with each other?

  Ned Flanders : Your mouth is hopin' for a soapin', boy. Now stop asking silly questions and go kill your brother!

• Marge Simpson : Everyone seemed so happy, but I'm surprised at Ned. He left out all the good times Cain and Abel had when they were growing up.

  Lisa Simpson : He's just being true to the Bible, which *is* pretty violent.

  Bart Simpson : And sexy. King David stole someone else's wife, Mary Magdalene was a hooker...

  Marge Simpson : Bart. How do you know these things?

  Bart Simpson : [holding up "The Bible for Wise-Asses"]  Eh, it's all in this book.