The Simpsons (TV Series)
Hungry Hungry Homer (2001)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Cowboy Block, Lincoln Block, Snake, Park Groundskeeper, Reporter, Hot Dog Vendor, Pork Chop Vendor, Worker, Exec #2
Quotes
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Homer : And I gave that man directions, even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kind of guy I am this week.
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duff stadium guard : [walking to microphone in the middle of the stadium] so homer how do you feel?
Homer Simpson : me... meatloaf "hung-y"...
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Homer : Me hungry.
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Homer Simpson : [singing] I'm trying to ease my stomach pains. I'm moving my legs so my stomach won't hurt. I'm kinda like Jesus, but not in a sacrilegious way.
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Howard K. Duff VIII : Well, Homer, your hunger strike lasted twelve amazing days!
Homer Simpson : [groans weakly] Me so hungy.
Howard K. Duff VIII : Of course you are, Hungry, Hungry Homer, so why not break your fast with our brand new Isotope Dog Supreme?
[Duffman approaches and holds up a hotdog with three toppings]
Homer Simpson : [sniffs, moans and shudders] So hard to resist. Mesquite-grilled onions, jalapeño relish.
[goes to take a bite, but stops]
Homer Simpson : Wait a minute. Those are southwestern ingredients!
[everyone gasps and murmurs]
Homer Simpson : Mango lime salsa? That's the kind of bold flavour they enjoy in...
[grabs the microphone and points at Duffman]
Homer Simpson : Albuquerque!
[everyone gasps loudly]
Lenny Leonard : He's right!
Moe Szyslak : Yeah! And the wrapper says, Albuquerque Isotopes!
Sideshow Mel : Homer was right!
[stands up and points]
Sideshow Mel : They're planning to move the team!
[everyone shakes their fists, yelling furiously]
Howard K. Duff VIII : [nervously] N-n-now, now, see here, people. Let's not be too hasty.
Homer Simpson : [grabs the microphone] Tell the truth! Come on, everybody!
Crowd : [chanting] Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth!
Howard K. Duff VIII : [to Duffman; indicates Homer] Get him out of here!
Homer Simpson : Don't listen to him, Duffman. For once in your life, stand up for the little guy!
[Duffman looks back and forth thrice between Homer and Howard]
Duffman : New feelings brewing in Duffman! What... would Jesus do?
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Homer Simpson : I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or about to lie, or just finished lying. But NOT WHEN I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!
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Homer Simpson : You know me: occasionally, I'll be quirky.
[Eyes widen]
Homer Simpson : I'll be quirky?
[Remembers]
Homer Simpson : Albuquerque!