The Simpsons (TV Series)

Jaws Wired Shut (2002)

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten, Joy

Quotes 

• Bart : Well, Milhouse. Ready to imitate that Jackass show?

  Milhouse : The disclaimers make me want to do it more.

• Joy : Homelah, it's easy to change, but what's hard is not changing back.

  Barbara : Do you promise not to revive your "weckless, weckless" ways?

  Homer : I don't know. The demolition derby is next month.

  Marge : Please, Homie. No more craziness, for me?

  Homer : Well, okay. For you, I'll be as dull as Dilbert.

  Barbara : Very good. Our next topic, "My son still wets the bed."

  Milhouse : [entering with his mother]  You told me we were going to Red Lobster!