The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa's First Word (1992)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier

Quotes 

• Marge : Oh Maggie, when are you going to talk?

  Lisa Simpson : Well, don't push her. Remember, it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

  Homer : [thinking]  What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.

  [outloud] 

  Homer : Takes one to know one.

  [thinking] 

  Homer : Swish!

• Marge : I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger place.

  Homer : No, we won't. I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart can sleep with us until he's 21.

  Marge : Won't that warp him?

  Homer : My cousin Frank did it.

  Marge : You don't have a cousin Frank.

  Homer : He became Francine in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.

• Marge : Homer, I think the baby's coming.

  Homer : Wow. A baby and a free burger. Could this be the best day of my life?

• Marge : Says here that Bart might get jealous of the baby.

  Homer : Yeah, well Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.

• Patty : The older they get, the cuter they ain't. Hey - the baby just spit up.

• Marge : I saved this saved the newspaper from the day Lisa was born.

  Lisa Simpson : [reading]  Mondale to Hart: Where's the beef.

  Bart : Where's the beef? What the hell's that supposed to mean?

  Homer : [laughing]  Heh heh heh heh heh. Where's the beef. No wonder he won Minnesota.

• Marge : Meet your little sister, Lisa.

  Bart : I hate you.

• Bart : Can you say "Get bent"?

  Marge : Bart!

  Bart : Mister Rogers says it all the time.