The Simpsons (TV Series)

Mayored to the Mob (1998)

Mark Hamill: Mark Hamill, Leavelle

Quotes 

• Mark Hamill : Homer, use the for...

  Homer : The Force?

  Mark Hamill : The forks, use the forks!

  Homer : Oh...

• Mark Hamill : Hey, pal, that's my face up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it.

  Louie : You're all talk, Hamill. You never even finished Jedi school.

• Mark Hamill : [singing to the tune of "Luck Be a Lady", dressed as Luke Skywalker]  Luke, be a Jedi tonight. Just be a Jedi tonight. Do it for Yoda while we serve our guests some soda. And... uh... do it for Chewie and the Ewoks. And all the other puppets. Luke, be a Jedi tonight.

• Leavelle : Okay, listen up. My goal is to assassinate that watermelon. Your job is to take the bullet. Go!

  [Homer runs for the watermelon] 

  Leavelle : Go, go go! Pow!

  [Homer dives in front of the watermelon] 

  Homer : Nooo.

  Leavelle : Well, your dive wasn't bad, but I just didn't believe your "NOOO!". You gotta sell it. Remember, your "NOOO!" is what gets you your next job. Now drop and give me 20.

  Homer : NOOOOOOO!

  Leavelle : Better.

• Mark Hamill : Hey, thanks, everybody. You know, I'm here today as Luke Skywalker, but I'm also here to talk about Sprint. As you can see here, you stand up to save up to seventeen cents a month over the more dependable providers.

  Database : Aw, talk about Star Wars.

  Crowd : Yeah, Yeah!

  Homer : You stupid nerds! He's trying to save you money on long distance!

• Mark Hamill : Homer, use the forrr...

  Homer : The force?

  Mark Hamill : The forks. Use the forks.

  Homer : Oh.