The Simpsons (TV Series)
Mayored to the Mob (1998)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Database
Quotes
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Mark Hamill : Hey, thanks, everybody. You know, I'm here today as Luke Skywalker, but I'm also here to talk about Sprint. As you can see here, you stand up to save up to seventeen cents a month over the more dependable providers.
Database : Aw, talk about Star Wars.
Crowd : Yeah, Yeah!
Homer : You stupid nerds! He's trying to save you money on long distance!
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Homer : Password.
Bart : We just want to get a snack from the fridge.
Homer : Access denied!
[Homer uses a sleeper hold on Bart and Lisa, knocking them out]
Marge : Homer! I don't want you using your new sleeper hold on the children!
Homer : They be OK in half an hour.
Marge : And another thing, I asked you to take out the garbage three days agos and it's still... ngghhh.
[Homer uses his sleeper hold on Marge]
Homer : [Homer looks at his watch] Hmm, dinner isn't for another half hour. Gahhh!
[Homer uses his sleeper hold on himself and bangs his head on the dinner table while falling to the floor]