The Simpsons (TV Series)
Mayored to the Mob (1998)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Phil, C-3PO, Squeaky Voiced-Teen, Neil Armstrong, Jonathan Harris, Mayor Quimby, Groundskeeper Willie, Bodyguard #1, Louie, The Yes Guy
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Quotes
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Mark Hamill : Homer, use the for...
Homer : The Force?
Mark Hamill : The forks, use the forks!
Homer : Oh...
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[Homer uncovers a scheme to supply low-grade milk to the school]
Homer : They're milking rats! Milking rats!
Mayor Quimby : [to Fat Tony] Rats? I'm outraged. You promised me dog or higher.
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Homer : CRAP ON A CRUST!
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Homer : Mayor? Fat Tony asked me to give you this.
[Homer grabs Mayor Quimby and kisses him]
Mayor Qumby : You moron! That's the kiss of death!
Homer : Oh, no! Wait, maybe I didn't do it right!
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[Homer is driving Mayor Quimby's limo]
Mayor Quimby : Just remember... you represent the office of the mayor. So always comport yourself in a manner befitting - quick! Honk at that broad!
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Mayor Quimby : Oh, dear God. Can't this town go one day without a riot?
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Bodyguard : Who's going to protect you?
Mayor Quimby : [points to Homer] HIM.
Homer : WOOHOO!
Marge : Homer, I don't think you were listening to what they just...
Homer : I said "WOO. HOO."
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Homer : Are you sure this is a sci-fi convention? It's full of nerds!
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Leavelle : Okay, listen up. My goal is to assassinate that watermelon. Your job is to take the bullet. Go!
[Homer runs for the watermelon]
Leavelle : Go, go go! Pow!
[Homer dives in front of the watermelon]
Homer : Nooo.
Leavelle : Well, your dive wasn't bad, but I just didn't believe your "NOOO!". You gotta sell it. Remember, your "NOOO!" is what gets you your next job. Now drop and give me 20.
Homer : NOOOOOOO!
Leavelle : Better.
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Mark Hamill : Hey, thanks, everybody. You know, I'm here today as Luke Skywalker, but I'm also here to talk about Sprint. As you can see here, you stand up to save up to seventeen cents a month over the more dependable providers.
Database : Aw, talk about Star Wars.
Crowd : Yeah, Yeah!
Homer : You stupid nerds! He's trying to save you money on long distance!
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Homer : Password.
Bart : We just want to get a snack from the fridge.
Homer : Access denied!
[Homer uses a sleeper hold on Bart and Lisa, knocking them out]
Marge : Homer! I don't want you using your new sleeper hold on the children!
Homer : They be OK in half an hour.
Marge : And another thing, I asked you to take out the garbage three days agos and it's still... ngghhh.
[Homer uses his sleeper hold on Marge]
Homer : [Homer looks at his watch] Hmm, dinner isn't for another half hour. Gahhh!
[Homer uses his sleeper hold on himself and bangs his head on the dinner table while falling to the floor]
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Homer : I think I saw him in Rent, or Stomp, or Clomp, or some piece of crap.
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Homer : [at Springfield's sci-fi convention] How am I supposed to know it's not a real spaceship?
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Homer : Why do you talk like that?
The Guy Who Always says "Yes" : I had a Stroke!
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Mark Hamill : Homer, use the forrr...
Homer : The force?
Mark Hamill : The forks. Use the forks.
Homer : Oh.