The Simpsons (TV Series)
New Kid on the Block (1992)
Phil Hartman: Lionel Hutz
Quotes
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Lionel Hutz : Mrs. Simpson, what did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant.
Marge : We... pretty much went straight home.
Lionel Hutz : Mrs. Simpson, you're under oath.
Marge : We drove around until 3 AM looking for another all-you-can-eat fish restaurant.
Lionel Hutz : And when you couldn't find one?
Marge : We went... fishing.
[sobs]
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[Homer has been thrown out of an all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating too much]
Lionel Hutz : This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story.
Homer : So, do you think I have a case?
Lionel Hutz : Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
Homer : Woohoo!
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Homer : "All you can eat", HA!
[standing in Hutz' office]
Lionel Hutz : Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film "The Never Ending Story".