The Simpsons (TV Series)

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? (1991)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Crony, Grampa Simpson, Clerk, Man in Restroom

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Quotes 

• Homer : Gee, Herb, because of me, you lost your business, your home and all your possessions. I can't help but think that maybe you'd have been better off if I'd never come into your life.

  Herb : Maybe I would have been better off? Maybe? Why, you spongehead! Of course I'd have been better off! As far as I'm concerned, I have no brother!

  [the bus door closes and takes Herb away] 

  Marge Simpson : Hmm. Maybe he just said that to make conversation.

  Lisa Simpson : His life was an unbridled success until he found out... he was a Simpson.

• Herb : [Holding baby Maggie]  Homer, you're the richest man I know.

  Homer : I feel the same way about you.

• Bart Simpson : So, any idea where this bastard lives?

  Homer : Bart!

  Bart Simpson : Who's parents aren't married, are they? It's a correct word, isn't it?

  Homer : I guess he got us there.

  [Marge grumbles] 

  Bart Simpson : Bastard, bastard! Bastard, bastard!

  [singing] 

• Herb : I want you to help me design a car; a car for all the Homer Simpsons out there. And I want to pay you two-hundred thousand dollars a year!

  Homer : And I wanna let you!

• [just after Herb's bus leaves Detroit, Grampa arrives in a cab] 

  Abe Simpson : I'm here! Now where's that millionaire chip off the old block I call Sonny Boy?

  Homer : [dejectedly motions to his car]  Get in, Dad. I'll explain on the way home.

  Abe Simpson : D'oh! I knew you'd blow it!

• Herb Powell : Here's what you do. From now on, before you say anything, say to yourself, 'If I was ever sure of anything, I'm sure of this.' Do you understand?

  Homer Simpson : Sort of.

  Herb Powell : Homer!

  Homer Simpson : What?

  Herb Powell : Answer me again with self-confidence.

  Homer Simpson : [shouts]  Sort of!

• Homer Simpson : [pulling up outside Herb's mansion]  Holy moly, the bastard's rich!

• Abe Simpson : Pull your chair up closer, my son.

  Homer : What is it, dad?

  [pulling up closer] 

  Abe Simpson : P.U.! Not that close!

  [slaps him away]