The Simpsons (TV Series)
Saddlesore Galactica (2000)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Jockey #5
Quotes
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Bart Simpson : Who are those guys?
Homer Simpson : That's BTO. They were Canada's answer to ELP. Their biggest hit was TCB. That was how we talked in the seventies. We didn't have a moment to spare.
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Homer : I've got more trophies than Wayne Gretzky and the Pope combined.
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Comic Book Guy : Excuse me, but I believe this family already had a horse, and the expense forced Homer to work at the Kwik-E-Mart, with hilarious consequences...
Homer Simpson : [long pause] Does anybody care what this guy thinks?
Crowd at carnival : NO!
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Homer Simpson : [whispering to Dunkin] When the race starts, run really fast!
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Homer : Vietnam veteran.
Ticket Guy : Do you have a military ID?
Homer : ID? Man, Charlie didn't ask for ID when I fought at La Choy and Chun King! I saw my best friend's head explode at Margaret Cho!
Marge : Homer, give him the 50 cents.
Homer : Why should I? Did my country give me a parade? No, man. They spat at me...
Ticket Guy : Just go.
Homer : Thank you. This closes the saddest chapter in American history.
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Homer Simpson : [on what to do about the jockies] Son, go get me a trash bag.
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Homer Simpson : Hey, where do you get those metal dealies for his feet?
Jockey #1 : ...You mean horse shoes?
Homer Simpson : Hey what's with the attitude, I just want some dealies!
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Homer Simpson : All those other horses will be shaking in their horse-dealies!