The Simpsons (TV Series)
Simpson Tide (1998)
Harry Shearer: Donut Judge, Smithers, Mr. Burns, Skinner, Kent Brockman, United States Representative, Russian Officer
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Quotes
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Kent Brockman : Could Homer Simpson be a communist? His father spoke out on his behalf.
Grampa Simpson : My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is *not* a porn star!
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Russian Representative : The Soviet Union will be pleased to offer amnesty to your wayward vessel.
United States Representative : Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up.
Russian Representative : Nyet! That's what we wanted you to think, hahahahahaha!
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Smithers : [after a disaster involving a donut] Uh, sir, we found the problem. Some idiot threw this in the reactor core.
Homer : Success!
Mr. Burns : [incredulous] *You* did this? How could you be so irresponsible?
Homer : Uh, it's my first day.
Mr. Burns : Since I've never seen you before, maybe it is your first day. Very well! Carry on.
[begins to walk away]
Smithers : Uh, sir. That's Homer Simpson. He's been working here for ten years!
Mr. Burns : [walking back to Homer] Oh really! Why did you think you could lie to me?
Homer : It's my first day.
Mr. Burns : Well, why didn't you say...
Mr. Burns : [realizes] WHOA! YOU'RE FIRED!
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Naval Captain : Attention, Homer Simpson: you have ten seconds to explain yourself before we open fire.
Homer Simpson : [into megaphone] Umm... it's my first day!
[Captain and crew laugh]
Homer Simpson : [to Spanish fleet] Es mi dia primero!
[Captain and crew laugh]
Homer Simpson : [to Chinese fleet] Pu gong quan chu chon gong tshoo!
[Captain and crew laugh]
Homer Simpson : [to S.S. Antarctica] Quack, quack, quack.
[penguins chuckle]
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Naval Officer : Seaman Simpson, you've given the Navy a black eye from which it may never recover. I would throw the book at you, but I've been indicted in the Tailhook scandal. Goodbye!