The Simpsons (TV Series)

Simpson and Delilah (1990)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Man in Commercial, Mr. Winfield, Barney Gumble, Singing Telegram, Board Member #3

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Quotes 

• [Bart shatters Homer's bottle of hair-restoring Dimoxinil] 

  Homer : [strangling Bart]  BOY-MUST-DIE!

  Bart : [choked]  I, I love you, Dad!

  Homer : Ohh...

  [drops him] 

  Homer : Dirty trick.

• Homer Simpson : Okay, I'm not gonna kill you, but I'm going to tell you three things that will haunt you for the rest of your days: you've ruined your father, you've crippled your family, and baldness is hereditary!

  Bart : [shocked]  It is?

• Karl : The tartar sauce, the bathroom key, drying your boss's hands! You did it all! It was never the hair! You did it because you could and you still can.

  Homer Simpson : No I can't, coz I'm just a big fool.

  Karl : No you're not.

  Homer Simpson : Why not?

  Karl : Because my mother told me never to kiss a fool!

  [kisses him] 

• [Homer cries over his spilled bottle of Dimoxnyl] 

  Marge Simpson : Homer, I'm sure if you just went back to the pharmacy...

  Homer Simpson : I don't have a thousand bucks! But you do, right? You've been saving it, for a rainy day! Haven't you, Marge?

  Marge Simpson : Homer!

  [Homer starts sobbing again and rubs his head over the Dimoxnyl stain on the carpet] 

  Lisa Simpson : Dad is taking this in a less-than-heroic fashion.

• Game Show Host : Okay, the capitol of North Dakota is named after what German leader?

  [on a TV game show] 

  Homer Simpson : Hitler!

  Marge Simpson : Hitler, North Dakota?

• Homer Simpson : Dear God, give a bald man a break. Amen.