The Simpsons (TV Series)
Brother from Another Series (1997)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Ralph Wiggum
Quotes
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Bart : And God bless mom, and dad, and Lisa, and Maggie, and please God - kill sideshow Bob.
[praying at his bed while Marge and Homer secretly watch outside his room]
Marge : Bart, no!
Bart : It's him or me, O Lord.
Marge : You can't ask God to kill someone.
Homer : Yeah! You do your own dirty work.
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Bart : Guess who!
Cecil Terwilliger : Maris?
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Bart : [worried about Sideshow Bob being released on parole] If only you knew what he was thinking!
[in the car]
Sideshow Bob : [thinking] I hope they still make that shampoo I like.
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Krusty the Klown : [spotting Sideshow Bob at his prison concert] What have you been doing with yourself, Bob?
Sideshow Bob : Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried to frame you for armed robbery, I tried to murder Selma Bouvier. Let's see... I rigged the mayoral elections, I tried to blow up Springfield with a nuclear device, and I tried to kill you.
Krusty the Klown : [nervous laugh] Oh, yeah.
Sideshow Bob : And, whenever I could find a spare moment, I've tried to murder Bart Simpson.
Bart : [watching on television] Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
[Bart runs out of the room in terror]
Homer : [calling after Bart] He said "tried"!
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Cecil Terwilliger : At last, I'm going to do what Bob never could: kill Bart Simpson!
Bart : By throwing me off a dam? Isn't that a little crude for a genius like you?
Cecil Terwilliger : Ooh, I suppose it is. Ehh, if anyone asks, I'll lie.
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Sideshow Bob : Will you children stop tormenting me? I've done nothing wrong.
Bart : Give it up, bob - we found the money!
[shows Bob a suitcase full of money]
Sideshow Bob : Where did that come from? I've never seen that money before in my life.
Lisa : Then you must have had your eyes closed when you embezzled it!