The Simpsons (TV Series)

Brother from Another Series (1997)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa : Oh, it's hopeless. Utterly, utterly hopeless.

  Sideshow Bob : Oh, I see. When it's one of *my* schemes you can't foil it fast enough, but when *Cecil* tries to kill you, "it's hopeless, utterly, utterly hopeless."

• Lisa : Face it, Bart, Sideshow Bob has changed.

  Bart : No he hasn't. He's more the same than ever.

• [Bart and Lisa are watching Krusty's Prison Special] 

  Bart : Man, those cons *love* Krusty. Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

  Lisa : And vice-versa.

• Lisa : Um, do you know what you're doing?

  Sideshow Bob : Lisa, you don't spend ten years as a homicidal maniac without learning a *few* things about dynamite.

• Sideshow Bob : Will you children stop tormenting me? I've done nothing wrong.

  Bart : Give it up, bob - we found the money!

  [shows Bob a suitcase full of money] 

  Sideshow Bob : Where did that come from? I've never seen that money before in my life.

  Lisa : Then you must have had your eyes closed when you embezzled it!

• Lisa : Hey! You said we were going to Dairy Queen.

  [as Bart jumps into a dumpster] 

  Bart : I lied... Now help me rummage through Bob's trash for clues. And I promise we'll go to the water slide.

  Lisa : Okay.