- Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: [Manjula and Marge walk in on Apu getting ready to hang himself] Oh, Apu, you are such a Brahma queen.
- Manjula: Apu, you have completed the list. You may now move back with your family in your never ending disgrace.
- Homer: Wait a minute. You forgot to eat a light bulb.
- Apu: Thank you very much, you fat blabbermouth. Sorry, sorry. It's been a rough month.
- Homer: [gives him light bulb] Here you go.
- [whispers]
- Homer: Don't worry. I soaked it in the toilet to soften it up.
- Octuplet 1: Mommy!
- Octuplet 2: Will!
- Octuplet 3: You!
- Octuplet 4: Let!
- Octuplet 5: Daddy!
- Octuplet 6: Come!
- Octuplet 7: Back!
- Octuplet 8: Cookie!
- Manjula: You remind me of the monkey man who killed my father's chickens.
- Divorce Lawyer: Yes, I get that a lot.
- Divorce Lawyer: When will you Humans learn that your "Feelings", as you call them, can stand in the way of big cash settlements? Whoo-ha-ha-ha!
- [Dances on the table]