The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Twisted World of Marge Simpson (1997)

Marcia Wallace: Edna Krabappel

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : [the Investorettes butt in on her business at the power plant]  Excuse me. I had this spot first.

  Edna Krabappel : Oh, sorry, dear. Just business. Ha!

  Marge Simpson : Well, I guess Macy's and Gimbels learned to live side by side.

  Agnes Skinner : Gimbels is gone, Marge, long gone. You're Gimbels.

• Marge Simpson : I'm not wild about these high-risk ventures. They sound a little risky.

  Maude Flanders : Oh, Marge. You are such a wet blanket.

  Edna Krabappel : If we'd listened to you, we wouldn't have sponsored that Mexican wrestler.

  Agnes Skinner : Yet she still gets to share in all the profits.

  Marge Simpson : [agreement from the others]  I guess I'm just not comfortable with the whole idea of "investing".

  Luann Van Houten : Mm, face it. You can't keep up with the go-go '90s.

  Helen Lovejoy : Well, Marge... you're about as popular as rug burn. All in favor of expelling Marge from the Investorettes...

  Edna Krabappel , Agnes Skinner , Maude Flanders , Helen Lovejoy , Luann Van Houten : [raising their hands]  Aye.

  Marge Simpson : All right, Helen. If I'm not wanted, I'll leave.

  Helen Lovejoy : You'll get your pancakes in the mail.

• Helen Lovejoy : I'm happy to report that our shares in Dynaflux Unimatics are up a delicious seven and three-quarters. This means our investment club portfolio has nearly doubled in value. I suggest we pump our profits into some new high-risk ventures.

  Edna Krabappel : Oh! Oh! How about Oklasoft? It's Oklahoma's fastest-growing software company.

  Maude Flanders : Um, cushions? Everybody likes to sit on cushions.

  Agnes Skinner : Children are so fat today. Isn't there some way we can make money off that?

• Edna Krabappel : Well, well, if it isn't Marge Simpson and her gangland cronies.

  Maude Flanders : Your goon squad certainly gave you the edge in the mobile snack business. But I'm afraid we've outdone you once again. Hiroshi, Yukio.

  [unveiling a group of Japanese men] 

  Maude Flanders : Perhaps you've heard of the Yakuza, the Poison Fists of the Pacific Rim? The Japanese mafia.

  Agnes Skinner : They'll kill you five times before you hit the ground!

  Fat Tony : [the two groups begin fighting]  Take that. Take this.

  [getting hit in the face with a nunchuck] 

  Fat Tony : Come here, you little squirt.

  Marge Simpson : Ooh, Homie, maybe we should go inside.

  Homer Simpson : But, Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet.

  [indicating a short Japanese man in a white suit] 

  Homer Simpson : Look at him. He's gonna do something and you know it's gonna be good.

  [as Marge takes him back inside, the man kiais loudly, a blow landing is heard, followed by a body thudding to the ground] 

  Homer Simpson : [disappointed]  Aw...