The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Way We Was (1991)

Hank Azaria: Police Captain, Teacher, Wiseguy, Waiter

Quotes 

• [the Simpsons are watching 'Yakkin' About Movies' a film review show hosted by a duo of film critics, one bald, the other fat and bespectacled] 

  Bald Critic : Our next movie is 'McBain', another shoot-em-up, push-em-through-the-plate-glass-window splatterfest from the Hollywood cookie cutter. Here's a typically brainless scene.

  [an excerpt from 'McBain' plays] 

  Police Captain : Senator Mendoza is one of the most respected citizens in this state, McBain. And yet, you ran his limo off a cliff, broke the necks of three of his bodyguards and drove a bus through his front door?

  McBain : [thick Germanic accent]  But Captain, I have proof that he's head of an international drug cartel!

  Police Captain : I don't want to hear about it, McBain! You're outta here!

  [the gigantic, musclebound McBain turns, then punches the captain with a huge fist, sending flying him through the window and falling multiple storeys into a fountain below] 

  McBain : That makes two of us.