The Simpsons (TV Series)

Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two (1995)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson

Quotes 

• Bart : DNA, positive ID, those won't hold up in any court. Run, dad!

• Bart : Aren't we forgotting someone, sister suspect?

• Lisa : But I could never shoot someone.

  Bart : Could so.

  Lisa : Could not.

  Bart : Could so.

  Lisa : Could not.

  Bart : Could so.

  Lisa : Could not.

• Lisa : Nancy Drew says that all you need to solve a mystery is an inquisitive temperament and two good friends. And I've got an inquisitive temperament. Maybe I could help solve this.

  Marge Simpson : Mmm... I think you're a little young to be investigating an attempted murder. Why don't you try to solve the mystery of who put that mud in the freezer?

  Bart : Who wants chocolate ice cream?

  Homer Simpson : Me, me, me!