The Simpsons (TV Series)
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken (1999)
Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten
Quotes
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Nelson Muntz : Adults blow.
Bart : Yeah, just look at them over there.
[scene shows Principal Skinner, Mrs. Krabappel and Ms. Hoover standing in the playground]
Milhouse Van Houten : Smoking their cigarettes.
Lisa Simpson : Drinking their coffee.
Bart : Scratching their big butts.
Principal Skinner : [to Bart] Your metabolism will change someday too, young man.
[awkwardly walks backward]
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Milhouse Van Houten : Man, if we had eye power like those kids in that movie, we could read the adults' minds and tell their secrets and make them pitchfork each other and junk!
[laughs]
Lisa Simpson : Wait! We don't need supernatural powers. We already know their secrets.
Bart : She's right! Homer's done a ton of crap that never made the papers.
Martin Prince : My mom shoplifts all the time. Stuff she doesn't even need.
Nelson Muntz : My dad gets in car accidents on purpose.
Lisa Simpson : [as she writes down everyone's ideas on a notepad] Great! This is all gold.
Milhouse Van Houten : We gotta spread this stuff around. Let's put it on the Internet!
Lisa Simpson : No! We have to reach people whose opinions actually matter! And I think I know how.